The
President of the nation sat back in his chair and looked askance at his
general. “You mean you haven’t yet found a solution?” he asked.
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The
general shifted his uniform cap back on his head and wiped his sweating
forehead. “Not so far, sir,” he answered. “That great black dragon just
sits there across the main highway out of town, and eats whoever tries
to go past it. So far we have
bombed it from aeroplanes
shelled it with artillery
rocketed it from launchers
and still it lies there like a log, with its mouth open, and gobbles up anything and anyone who tries to get past.”
“I want,” said the President, “a solution found, within seventy two hours.”
The general called his aide de camp. “The President wants our problem solved within forty eight hours,” he said.
The
adjutant went and did his best, and then he went to the scientists at
the university and told them, “That great black dragon just sits there
across the main highway out of town, and eats whoever tries to go past
it. So far we have
bombed it from aeroplanes
shelled it with artillery
rocketed it from launchers
tried to burn it with flame throwers
sent a full division of soldiers to charge it with fixed bayonets
and still it lies there like a log, with its mouth open, and gobbles up anything and anyone who tries to get past.”
The scientists did their best. And then the Chief Scientist went, shamefacedly, to the High Shaman of the National Temple
and told him, “That great black dragon just sits there across the main
highway out of town, and eats whoever tries to go past it. So far we
have
bombed it from aeroplanes
shelled it with artillery
rocketed it from launchers
tried to burn it with flame throwers
sent a full division of soldiers to charge it with fixed bayonets
hosed it down with sulphuric acid
bombarded it with ultrasonic vibrations
tried to drop it into a wormhole into the fifteenth dimension
and still it lies there like a log, with its mouth open, and gobbles up anything and anyone who tries to get past.”
And the High Shaman of the National Temple
came out into the street and wailed: “That great black dragon just sits
there across the main highway out of town, and eats whoever tries to go
past it. So far we have
bombed it from aeroplanes
shelled it with artillery
rocketed it from launchers
tried to burn it with flame throwers
sent a full division of soldiers to charge it with fixed bayonets
hosed it down with sulphuric acid
bombarded it with ultrasonic vibrations
tried to drop it into a wormhole into the fifteenth dimension
prayed to it
worshipped it
asked god to intercede with it
asked the devil to curse it
sacrificed virgins to it until there are no more virgins left in the land
and still it lies there like a log, with its mouth open, and gobbles up anything and anyone who tries to get past.”
The people in the street heard and were silent, thinking who knows what thoughts. And there was a great fear in the land.
But
then Jack the blind beggar got up from his heap of rags in the corner,
looked around him and said, “But there’s no problem here.”
“Foolish
man,” snarled the High Shaman, “hast thou not heard what I have just
said? The president wants that dragon problem solved, yea, within twenty
four hours.”
“Why
don’t you,” said Jack the blind beggar, looking wonderingly at all the
frightened faces, “simply go round the dragon’s back end instead of past
his face?”
The
High Shaman and the burghers heard but ignored him, because he was only
Jack the beggar, and he was blind, as was known to all men.
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