Suicide Hot, Hot, Hotline

Are you depressed?

Haven’t got a job?

Things look bleak, do they?

Thinking of jumping off a bridge?



Or there’s the rope, isn’t there?



How about a cyanide pill?



Forget it.

The bad times are over.

Pick up the phone.

Call us.

We have jobs for you.

You could be a 

Truck driver



Vest and belt model



Champion shooter



Airline Pilot



Look at him:


He’s famous.

You could be too.

Call us!!! 

Operators are...er...standing by at our brand new call centre atBerzerkistan!

Or

Mail us at jobs@terroristan.com


You will never be disappointed.