The Screw

To be sung to the tune of the Scorpions' "The Zoo"
This thing is fun, and I can shout
Another frying day
I live it up all the time now
So many smiles I fray

I meet your girl, and I'll kill
If you know what's good for you
You'll vanish and I'll catch the thrill
Of how she can be made to screw

I'll eat your grub, I'll fuck your girl
And all I have to do
Is get my guards to bust your face
If you don't know what's good for you.

Run away, and snivel around
Some backyard, street 
I've got all I want
And who cares whom you meet.

I'll eat your grub, I'll fuck your girl
And all I have to do
Is get my guards to bust your face
If you don't know what's good for you.

Dedicated to politicians' sons all over India.