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Friday, 12 October 2012

Suicide Hot, Hot, Hotline

Are you depressed?

Haven’t got a job?

Things look bleak, do they?

Thinking of jumping off a bridge?

Or there’s the rope, isn’t there?

How about a cyanide pill?

Forget it.

The bad times are over.

Pick up the phone.

Call us.

We have jobs for you.

You could be a 

Truck driver

Vest and belt model

Champion shooter

Airline Pilot

Look at him:

He’s famous.

You could be too.

Call us!!! 

Operators by at our brand new call centre atBerzerkistan!


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You will never be disappointed.

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